It's not a GOOD MORNING until I've had my COFFEE

It’s Not a Good Morning Until I’ve Had My Coffee – And You’ve Been Warned

Before coffee? I’m basically a Wi-Fi signal with no bars. This mug says what my face already shows: approach at your own risk.

☕ What You’re Getting:

• Premium ceramic mug in 15oz

• Microwave & dishwasher safe, just like your patience isn’t

• Durable, bold design that survives your most chaotic mornings

Give it as a gift or keep it for yourself — either way, it’s cheaper than therapy.