Tears of my Students

Fuel your day with the salty essence of academic struggle.

Start your morning with a steaming cup of justice… or coffee, laced with just a dash of student despair. This "Tears of My Students" mug is the perfect companion for teachers, professors, and educators who appreciate a dark sense of humor and strong caffeine.

Made from high-quality ceramic and glazed with the regret of missed deadlines, it holds 11oz of sweet schadenfreude. Dishwasher and microwave safe — because even villains need convenience.

Perfect for:

• Surviving grading season

• Passive-aggressive Zoom calls

• Letting everyone know who's in charge of the syllabus

Whether you're sipping on coffee, tea, or the metaphorical downfall of procrastinators, this mug makes it taste better.

Warning: May cause excessive smirking and spontaneous laughter in staff rooms.